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This blog is exactly what happens when they let just any nut job who can type have a blog!
Yah, I Got Nothin' But A Dildo
Men Could You Please Hit The Hole?
Unlike A Butterfly, But Stung Like A Bee!
Does Your Man Suffer From P.E.H.S.?
I'm learning from you each and every day! Erm, learn sounds so much nicer than steal, huh! :D
Hey Welcome! Don’t forget to check out all my tabs while you are here. I add little snippets to them regularly that don’t necessarily make it down to the “Recent Snarky-fied Posts” section. You have read my FAQ and my About pages, right? Oh, sure you have–get your ass over there and click on them [...]
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And they totally rocked my world!
I’m telling you, you won’t find two hotter chics either. I mean, heh, you can’t be that close to hell and not be hot right?!
Anyhowser, they were all like telling me how good I am. And how much they really like me. And how they want to do me every [...]
I’m having to take care of hubs today, but I thought I would share with you, in the form of my amazing drawings, why you are totally getting screwed out of a really amazing post today.
Yah? Well blame him. It is totally not my fault.
This was him yesterday. Awww…he was so happy.
Then [...]
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I love this guy! Course I have a thing for cowboys and funny guys. I’m thinkin’ it also might have something to do with the fact that he’s got such an innocent face, yet he’s just naughty, naughty. And you know how I love naughty!!
Judge for yourself.
If you didn’t laugh your ass [...]
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I love this guy! Course I have a thing for cowboys and funny guys. I’m thinkin’ it also might have something to do with the fact that he’s got such an innocent face, yet he’s just naughty, naughty. And you know how I love naughty!!
Judge for yourself.
If you didn’t laugh your ass [...]
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So, Bee over at Bee’s Musings just buzzed me. No. Not that way you dirty little buggers. She passed me the “Kreativ Blogger” award for my excellence in graphics.
Yah, she probably didn’t say “excellence”, but I’m sure she meant to.
Hell, I’m just glad she thought about little ‘ol me. Makes me [...]
I am so just like this on this particular piece of exercise equipment. I don’t know why — because I am usually quite coordinated. Treadmills just kick my ass!
Anyhowser, I thought it was extremely amusing so I felt he not only deserved a spot in my Featured Video, but a little tidbit post as well. [...]
I Love…
donuts with Bavarian creme filling.
roller skating.
the smell of Lilacs.
reading a book that is so good that I can’t put it down.
And
eating the icing that comes with the canned cinnamon rolls, all by itself.
I Love…
hot chocolate with Peppermint Schnapps on a cold Winter evening.
cinnamon Altoids.
the way my dog looks and acts when I brush him.
my husband’s laugh.
And
all the friends I’ve been making through my blog.
I Love…
guacamole.
Budweiser and Jack Daniels.
almost every Nicolas Cage Movie.
people who spend their lives helping others.
And
when Karma comes back and bites someone, who deserves it, right in the ass!
I hate…
grasshoppers.
biting my tongue.
that skin that sometimes forms on pudding.
having to walk on icy sidewalks.
And
that I have absolutely no “real” relationship with my sister.
I Hate…
splinters.
hypocritical people.
rush hour traffic.
when people put gum under the table.
And
when someone hears something bad about someone and passes it on without checking it out first.
I Hate…
being sick.
blisters.
calculus.
mosquitoes.
And
that taking responsibility for one’s actions seems like a rare thing anymore!
And they totally rocked my world!
I’m telling you, you won’t find two hotter chics either. I mean, heh, you can’t be that close to hell and not be hot right?!
Anyhowser, they were all like telling me how good I am. And how much they really like me. And how they want to do me every [...]
I’m having to take care of hubs today, but I thought I would share with you, in the form of my amazing drawings, why you are totally getting screwed out of a really amazing post today.
Yah? Well blame him. It is totally not my fault.
This was him yesterday. Awww…he was so happy.
Then [...]
Read more...
I love this guy! Course I have a thing for cowboys and funny guys. I’m thinkin’ it also might have something to do with the fact that he’s got such an innocent face, yet he’s just naughty, naughty. And you know how I love naughty!!
Judge for yourself.
If you didn’t laugh your ass [...]
Read more...
Argh!
Yesterday I had to make my monthly trek to Wal-Mart. I hate fucking Wal-Mart. Why?
Wal-Mart SUCKS!
I hate it from the moment I leave my house to the moment I get back. It’s always the same. It’s like this super bad version of Groundhog’s Day. I swear, it’s like I’m trapped in some continuous [...]
If you’ve read my About page, and I’m pretty sure you have, I’m assuming you know I’ve been married like fucking forever. Wait a minute. You haven’t read my fucking About page? Wtf? Well, I’m not going to wait for your slacking ass so you’ll just have to take my word for it.
Anyhowser, in all [...]
