So, Bee over at Bee’s Musings just buzzed me. No. Not that way you dirty little buggers. She passed me the “Kreativ Blogger” award for my excellence in graphics.

Yah, she probably didn’t say “excellence”, but I’m sure she meant to.

Hell, I’m just glad she thought about little ‘ol me. Makes me feel all fluffy inside. But, Bee has a tendency to do that to ya.

Well, if you’re on her good side that is. God help you if you’re a squirrel…hehehe

Seriously, I am honored by her bestowal.

Of course, as I am finding with all these blogger awards — it comes with fucking rules.

Sheesh. I hate rules! But, I am a Cancer and “fairness” is a big part of our genetic makeup — nurturing and fairness. Shit, you wouldn’t think reading about me that I would have anything to do with either one of those dreadful words, but alas, I am a slave to my astrological predispositions!

The rules are:

Name 6 things you love and then pass it on to 6 people.

I wonder what would happen if I just named 6 things I love and didn’t pass it on.  What if I just bucked convention and said to hell with it?

Or maybe I will name 6 people and then not tell them.  Then they wouldn’t get the award unless they stumbled over here.

Heh, both of these options make me feel positively naughty.  And I do like naughty!!

And, I already regularly name the things I love — they are up in the tab section under I Love, but surely I can come up with 6 extra things since Bee was kind enough to think of me.

Yes, I’m sure I can.

1.  The smell of coffee.  Though I don’t drink that foul tasting stuff!

2.  The smell of gas.  Gawd, I’d so be a huffer if I wasn’t scared of losing what little brain cells I have left!

3.  The smell of Aramis cologne on a man.  I swear I have to fight the urge to throw a man down and jump his bones when I smell that cologne.

4.  The smell of the ocean.   Minus rotting seaweed and rotten, decaying fish carcasses.

5.  The smell of Big Red gum.  I don’t really chew gum, but I love that cinnamony smell.

6.  The smell of new leather.  Don’t ask.  It just turns me on!

Whew.  Well that was certainly easy.

Now, on to 6 worthy Kreativ bloggers.

1.  Chelle over at The Offended Blogger for her hilarious plunge into “Advice Column Expert” - delish!

2.  Dad-theDude for his recent “top 5 things I’ll burn in hell for” series - trust me he’s going to hell!

3.  Magick Sandwich for using her creativity in wearing an “I Love Satan” t-shirt to Oral Roberts University — and taking pictures of it!

4.  Terri over at Writing Quiets The Voices In My Head for her kick ass post about breaking it off  with her b-day - funny stuff!

5.  Eve over at That’s Funny Because for her down home creativity and expert “Redneck” speak-gotta love it!

6.  Bill over at I Animate You for his brilliance and hilarity in animation–check’em out!

Hehehehe

I’m so NOT telling them about this award.  Yes, of course I’ve chosen the naughty route.  Did you expect anything different?  If you did, you are exceedingly naive — or you don’t know me vewy well!!  These sweet little blogger awards make me feel too clean!

Y’all can follow these rules to the letter or you can buck the system.  I leave it up to you.

Thanks again Bee — wuv ya!

Tags: 6 things I love, Bee, Bee's Musing, humor, kreativ blogger award, pass it on, snarky

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