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November 6th, 2008 by angieSSYou ever have one of those days when you know you should post something, but you just can’t manage to do it? I mean, you have a few posts in the queue, but you’re just not ready to post them. The timing just isn’t right or something.
Well, that’s me today. I got nothin’!
So, in order to try to be somewhat productive and not leave you high and dry — I decided to just go peruse Google images and maybe something would just jump out at me.
Hmmmm….
Do you think you would go to hell for masturbating with this crucifix dildo?!!
Just asking?
I’m really beginning to believe that Google may have the ability to corrupt an otherwise, almost prudish even, innocent individual such as myself.
I heard that!
Well, when you pick yourself up off the floor from your laughing fit, could you answer my question?!! I mean, not that I’m contemplating trying it — no really — I’m not!
No seriously, I’m just asking for a friend.
I’m not quite sure that she’s going to be in hell with me so I want to ensure her a guaranteed ticket! Hahahaha
(Don’t be scared — you can comment without going to hell. I mean, probably!)
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Tags: crazy, crucifix dildo, hell, humor, innocent, masturbate, snarky
November 6th, 2008 at 11:22 am
I think it all depends on whether the Jesus on there vibrates or not.Because it just seems wrong making already crucified man have to move.Now if he just stands there still,I think you’re still heaven bound in my opinion.
November 6th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Ohhh yeaaaahhhh.
I suddenly crave tacos.
November 6th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Do you have the ones signed by the Pope?
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November 6th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Wouldn’t that just bring you closer to god?
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November 6th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Cum forth my child…betcha can’t eat one.
November 6th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
that is totally appropriate! just make sure you scream “Oh gawd!” in honor of his holiness
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November 6th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Isn’t that what all the best dressed nuns are wearing these days? Jesus Christ on a stick.
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November 6th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Wow, I wonder who is buying these for the alter boys? Hmmm?
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November 6th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
@thinkinfyou
So “vibrate on” no good — “vibrate off” good to go! Gotcha.:)
@Chelle
Um, yah I forgot you already had close relations — erm, I mean relationship with Jesus. hehehe
@Ve
November 6th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
@Jim
Haha I know I’d be screamin’ “Oh God”, if that’s what you mean!
@RedRaider
@chat blanc
Absolutely, but seriously, I’m still a little afraid that I might get struck down by lightning.
November 6th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
@Deb
Hahahaha Too funny — I love it! Why did I suddenly get hungry for a corndog?!!
@TheHussyHousewife
LMAO I so knew it would be you that would totally go there.
November 7th, 2008 at 8:05 am
He suffered..died..and was buried…
…IN SIX INCHES OF VAGINA!
I think they forget to mention that part in mass.
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November 7th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Angie…go to the corner.
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November 7th, 2008 at 11:45 am
now…
November 7th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
LOL Dammit Chap — do I have to put my nose on the wall too!
November 7th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Ha! That is an awesome and classic find! I’m still at awe at it!
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November 8th, 2008 at 9:21 am
@MikeC
November 8th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
That’s great. So now when I tell religious wackos to go fuck themselves, I can actually hand them something with which to do it. YES!
November 9th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Yes, I you will be going to hell, but only because God is feeling insecure about it being so small.
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November 10th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Another thought: Many deeply religious folk think that masturbation is a sin, yet many of the same people pray to an icon of Christ on the cross to ask for forgiveness for their sins. This makes the whole process more productive. Commit the sin and pray for forgiveness all in one stroke … well, OK, maybe a few strokes, but you get my point.
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November 10th, 2008 at 11:29 am
@John J
LMFAO that is the best answer EVER!
@ Joel
“Commit the sin and pray for forgiveness all in one stroke … well, OK, maybe a few strokes, but you get my point.”
Hahahah…seriously, this was hysterical!!!
November 10th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Woo! Thanks for giving me an idea for when I run out. ‘Cuz I got TWO dildoes, and I don’t have to find them on Google, neither!
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November 11th, 2008 at 9:22 am
@JD
Hahaha…you’re so naughty! I like that.
November 18th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
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