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November 17th, 2008 by angieSSI’m having to take care of hubs today, but I thought I would share with you, in the form of my amazing drawings, why you are totally getting screwed out of a really amazing post today.
Yah? Well blame him. It is totally not my fault.
This was him yesterday. Awww…he was so happy.
Then this happened — crash.
Then there was major “ouchage”.
I was all like totally freaked out and screaming, “where’s the fucking life insurance papers?”…
I mean, “should I call 911?”
And he was all like, “moan, moan”.
And I was all like, “I told you to be careful on the damn ladder.”
I mean, “omg honey, are you sure I shouldn’t call 911?”
Well, luckily he wasn’t hurt too badly. He didn’t break anything — well, except the window when he hit it with his head on the way down. And he has a really bruised chest and rib cage area. But other than that — he’ll be just fine.
And at the risk of someone spewing “mommy blogger” at me, I really have to tell you this.
As my hubs, my 5yr old, and I were speaking about this “fall” later, I started explaining to them how right I always am and said, “See I told you ladders are dangerous. I know you all say I worry too much, but you see why? Heh, so I’m not that crazy after all!!!”.
And my 5yr old chimes in — totally serious and says, “Um, well, you are pretty crazy”.
Hahahaha smart ass.
Jesus Christ, he’s just like me.
p.s. Really, don’t worry my hubs will be fine — I’m a super terrific care giver. I won’t make him run to the store more than twice to get my fountain Pepsi’s…I promise. Yep, he’s a lucky, lucky guy!
Tags: call 911, hubs falls off ladder, humor, Jesus, ladder accident, life insurance, smart ass, snarky
November 17th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Why was your husband peeping in the neighbor’s window?
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November 17th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
you should probably tell your husband that cap makes his head look massive, wait till he’s feeling better though.
November 17th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Good lord…not that I should laugh at another person’s misfortune, but between your fine illustrations and your expert storytelling, that was pretty damned funny. I hope your spouse feels better!
November 17th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Ouch!! That looked like it hurt. You are one hell of a artist!!
November 17th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
@Broke But Still Drinking
Because she likes that shit — I swear!
November 17th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
@bill dog
Yah, that’s probably why he broke the window. With that big melon he couldn’t miss.
November 17th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
@G. Eric Francis
He’s feeling a little better this evening. And don’t you feel bad about laughing — I’ve been laughing at him all day…heheheh
November 17th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
@thinkinfyou
Awww…thanks for acknowledging my undeniable artistic talents. You are so sweet!!!
November 17th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Awwww! Angie, I told you not to do until you doubled his insurance, silly!
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November 17th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
I think the smiley face and then the sad face made the drawing! Totally get it now….
Damn, this is why I can’t stand heights. It’s the fall.
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November 18th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Which is more painful to him - his injuries, or your care-giving? Bwahaha!
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November 18th, 2008 at 8:21 am
You really need to frame those pictures and put them on the wall.
November 18th, 2008 at 8:54 am
@ChelleB
Dammit, I know right? I should have listened to your advice. It’s doubled now, so just waiting for the right time.
@dadthedude
lol It’s amazing what you can convey when you have amazingly awesome artistic talent, huh?!! And yah, I hate the whole heights thing too.
November 18th, 2008 at 8:56 am
@Megan
hehehe..probably the care-giving.
@Deranged Princess
Awww…thanks so much for your obvious eye for phenomenal art!
November 18th, 2008 at 9:43 am
It was like watching a youtube video, only awesomer.
Great drawings.
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November 18th, 2008 at 10:12 am
I will never understand why men are so selfish!
Inconveniencing us like that!
I remember the time my hubs cut a live wire with his wire snips because some numbnuts told him there was no power in the house and how it exploded in his hands and he fell of the ladder then rushed to the ER where they did tests and he was so needy just like your hubs! Men!
Don’t forget to take care of you!
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November 18th, 2008 at 10:13 am
P.S.
The drawings were hil-fuckin-arious!
November 18th, 2008 at 11:34 am
@Bee
I so totally knew that you would understand. Wtf? Like you wanted to sit in the ER waitin’ on his ass all day. Sheesh! I promise — I will start thinking of myself this very minute.
p.s. Thanks Sweetie. I really worked so hard on those.
November 18th, 2008 at 11:36 am
@Joe
Oops…I almost missed ya there. Thanks Joe. I can see that you are a “real” connoisseur of art.
November 18th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Thoughtless of him to break a window with his head. Let’s hope he learns!
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November 18th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Ang..
Oh, it’s the old, “I fell off a ladder so I need a blow job” routine…That schtick is older than dirt. God, they are all alike, aren’t they?
Eve
November 18th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
whoa whoa whoa! 1) this was why we did not get to avail ourselves of your litrary genius YESTERDAY, did he fall off the ladder again today? if not, why not? take him back up that ladder and throw him off IMMEDIATELY!
2) am I entitled to a bj if I fall off a ladder? if so, I’m gonna “up” my insurance tommorrow, and buy a ladder.
November 18th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Your husband’s a lucky man to have you, and we’re even luckier to have your talents, both literary and artistic.
Oh, and don’t worry, you’re not a mommy blogger, you didn’t mention poop or vomit. My sister is one of those mommy bloggers so I ought to know.
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November 18th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
@eve
hahaha Apparently he hit his head pretty hard, because he never asked for a blow job. I guess a man has to take that chance when being so sneaky.
@bill dog
LMFAO You made me totally suck soda up my nose –
1) No, he didn’t. I’m just being super lazy today.
and..
2) Yes, but not from me!
@unfinishedrambler
Awww…you are soooo sweet. And you know, I tell my hubs that all the time, but he never agrees with me.
hehehe…so as long as I never mention poop or vomit, I’m good to go. Got it — and thanks for the heads up.
November 18th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
@Chris Wood
I know, right? He could have avoided the window if he really wanted to. He was just being stubborn as usual!
p.s. Sorry, you got trapped in my spam folder — you are free now.
November 19th, 2008 at 12:14 am
I stumbled this because the drawings are hilarious…
I never go on ladders. I hate them. Especially on stockings.
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November 20th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
I love the drawings that goes along with the story. It sounds like an eventful day. I can only imagine the pain.
December 8th, 2008 at 9:48 am
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