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This blog is exactly what happens when they let just any nut job who can type have a blog!I Got Tag Teamed By Two Chics!!
November 18th, 2008 by angieSS
And they totally rocked my world!
I’m telling you, you won’t find two hotter chics either. I mean, heh, you can’t be that close to hell and not be hot right?!
Anyhowser, they were all like telling me how good I am. And how much they really like me. And how they want to do me every day. And they wanted me to put my crucifix dildo somewhere, but I wasn’t totally sure on that one. You know, when you got two hot chics on ya — sometimes it can get quite confusing.
Seriously, I was making all kinds of funny noises and getting all into it — totally wanting to give them my all when, suddenly, they started talking about getting me done so they could go find some kilted, cabered clansmen.
I mean, really, I can’t blame them. Lets face it, men are sure sexy in those plaid skirts — knowing they ain’t got nothin’ on underneath but what the good Lord blessed’em with. All those tight, rippling muscles and their…um, wait. Where was I?
Oh right. I was telling you about how these two really hot chics were tag teaming me.
You should just go see for yourself. The event was well documented over at Humor Bloggers. I gave them two hot chics as much snarkification as they could handle. I’m telling you — not to brag on myself, but them two hot chics gave me an actual award for how good I was! When was the last time you were tag teamed? AND got an award?!!!
Anyhowser, it sure made my day I can tell you that. Having to take care of my gimpy hubs for two whole days was no fun at all. You can’t imagine how hard it was on me — having to go get my own fountain Pepsi’s and all. I mean, that’s six fucking blocks from here.
I know, right? Jesus H. Christ, some people are just so thoughtless. Just falling off ladders not givin’ a care in the world to what grief it might cause others. Sheesh!
Oh, speaking of Jesus – which doesn’t happen on this blog very often unless it’s accompanied by H. Christ. My hot chics assured me that even Jesus loves to be snarkyfied. Can you believe it? The award they gave me even has a pic of him posing with his very own Cup Of Snarky.
That was sure nice of him wasn’t it?
Hmmmm…they must of tag teamed him too. Yup. Getting tag teamed by those two hot chics would make you do just about anything!
Luv you Chelle and Deb!
And big X’s and O’s to Humor Bloggers.
Tags: award, Cup Of Snarky, humor, Humor Bloggers, humor bloggers tag team, humor bloggers tag team award, Jesus, snarky, tag team
November 19th, 2008 at 1:31 am
First!! Woot.
You deserved it and erm, sorry about getting sidetracked on thoughts of kilted, caber tossing men. I seem to have a problem with that, even during some hot tag team action.
Don’t take it personal, it is why the hubs now always wears a kilt to bed.
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November 19th, 2008 at 2:43 am
that’s not the real jesus, that’s cyber-jesus, much cooler. I bet cyber-jesus never has to throw himself off a ladder.
November 19th, 2008 at 9:04 am
@ Chelle
Hey Chelle, not a problem — though now that I’ve been hangin’ out with you I’m suddenly fantasizing about kilted, caber tossing men all the time. Don’t suppose you know where I could get me one of them kilts? For hubs. And I’m sure I would be more willing to hold the ladder if he was up there in one of those…heheheh
@ bill dog
I totally knew that if I got Jesus, I’d get the coolest one! Woohoo
Oh, and you’re probably right about Jesus and the “ladder” thing. Did you purchase yours yet? And have you planned out your strategy for BJ procurement?
November 19th, 2008 at 9:32 am
I went to the builder’s merchants this morning, and asked the manger how often I would need to persue the services of a crack whore, before the purchase of his most precarious ladder would become cost-effective, he said he was going to look into it for me, that’s service you dont find at wal-mart.
November 19th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Nice job of getting tag teamed. It’s even more fun than it sounds.
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November 19th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
After I get tag teamed by two chicks, I usually have a routine.
First, I wake up…then…
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November 19th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
@bill
LMAO Dude, you just crack me up!
@Joe
Hey Joe, thanks sweetie. I forgot them hot chics already had their way with you — so you know exactly what I mean.
@moooooog
Hahaha Man I’m slow today. You don’t know how many times I read that and thought — yah? And then what? — before I finally realized the joke. Sheesh, sometimes my brain just stops working altogether!
November 19th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
This might be one of the most trouser-arousingly erotic posts I have ever read.
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November 19th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
@Lord Likely
My Lord you’ve been rubbing on, I mean, rubbing off on me. I’m so honored to arouse your trousers dear sir!
November 19th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
I wish I could have been there but maybe just you and me next time Angie.
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November 20th, 2008 at 8:41 am
@Bee
Awww…I wish you woulda tag teamed me too — absolutely nothing wrong with a menaje quatre between friends!