Are you ready to be Snarkyfied? Well, the best place to start your journey is by visiting my About page and FAQ. You can find out how deliciously demented I truly am.
This blog is exactly what happens when they let just any nut job who can type have a blog!Just Sick And Tired!
December 4th, 2008 by angieSSSeriously, I don’t know whether it has anything to do with the fact that my folks are coming here for Christmas, but I seem to be in an extremely heightened state of bitchiness. So of course the only way that I can purge myself of these awful thoughts is to spew them here. Sorry!
I’m sick and tired of infomercials acting like we are all just a bunch of stupid, inept human beings that can’t even manage to pour spaghetti noodles from a pot into a colundar without spilling it all over the counter, down in the sink, and on the floor. I mean, seriously, can’t they just say, “look at this kick ass invention it will give you one less pan to wash”. There you go — great — I’ll buy that. But I will be damned if I buy a product, no matter how cool it is, from someone who treats me like an idiot. Seriously, you can just keep your fucking $5.00 robe that you claim is an $80. value!! Oh, and while we are on this subject. Stop telling me your damn product is so durable it will last a lifetime and then offering me two along with a lifetime replacement deal. Hell, the first one is good enough it’s going to last me a lifetime, is it not?
I’m sick and tired of other bloggers who don’t use the “f” word bitching and writing posts about those of us who do. I mean, really, you must miss out on a lot of comedians, and movies, and HBO if you are so fucking sensitive to the word “fuck”. If you don’t like it, then by all means, don’t use it, but quit trying to fucking piss in my Cheerios! I don’t use the word to try to “enhance” my humor or to present a certain “attitude”…this is me. It’s the way I talk and I’m not going to stop just because you think it’s unacceptable. Sheesh, you bloggers remind me of those people in every day life that have to put others down to make themselves look and feel better. So, to all of you bloggers out there that participate in this kind of behavior — knock it the FUCK off!!! There are plenty of readers out there. I don’t think we have to try to pick each other off — just yet.
I’m sick and tired of bullshit videos on Youtube. They should monitor that site better. I get so tired of typing in searches for things like “extremely funny cats” and winding up with some lame ass video of someone’s cat riding around in circles on a Goddamn Roomba. I click and I am waiting to laugh my ass off, but the cat just goes around, and around, and around….NOTHING! Four whole minutes of this shit. Don’t use funny in your tags unless it IS fucking funny. And maybe try and research the best way to get your video ready for Youtube. It’s really quite annoying to click on a vid and it takes forever to load, or it stops and starts incessantly, or worse yet, you can’t even make it out because it’s all blurry. I mean, seriously, is it too much to ask for the video to actually be worth watching?!! C’mon people — have some dignity.
And finally, I’m sick and tired of hearing myself bitch. Whew! Glad that’s over — for now!
Tags: bitching, funny cat videos, humor, infomercials, Roomba, sick and tired, snarky, youtube
December 4th, 2008 at 10:57 am
I write “f*ck” in my blog instead of the actual word.
I have no idea why…because I write “shit” and other stuff without the stupid * thing.
Maybe it’s because I actually say the word ‘asterisk’ when I swear.
* stubs toe
“COCKSUCKER MOTHER-EF-ASTERISK-UCKER BITCH-EF-ASTERISK-UCKER SUCK!”
Takes a while to spit out, but I do it for the kids.
It’s all about good parenting.
moooooog35’s last blog post..Thank Me Later for my Huge Poll
December 4th, 2008 at 11:12 am
You fucking go get em,Angie!! I love the word fuck almost as much, as I hate having my family come for the holidays! I feel for you!!
thinkinfyou’s last blog post..Helping My Holy Husband See The Light
December 4th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Doo-doo heads who write F**k or even worse, actually SAY “Eff off” or “the Eff word” deserve our sympathy. They’re thinking “fuck”, they want us to think “fuck”, and they waste time drawing attention to the word “fuck”, by NOT saying it! fucking retards! oh yeah and any one who says “mother-loving” is a pedophile, FACT!
December 4th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Which infomercial are you speaking of? It sounds like one hell of a product and I still have a lot of fucking shopping to do.
Broke But Still Drinking’s last blog post..Diagnosed with hypomania
December 4th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Angie….
I am in a piss ass mood today and came over hear for you to cheer me up. Well, fuck that! You forgot to mention the “witty banter” on the infomercials. That is one of the main reasons that I do not watch tv. Lafftracks are another…don’t tell me when to laugh. And I am the kind of person who puts others down to make myself feel better, it works. Try it. The U Tube thing….thanks. Someone had to say it. Now you look like a bitch instead of me.
Love you,
Eve
eve’s last blog post..Black - Eye Friday…let’s all take a step back.
December 4th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Bill Dog: f*ck off.
moooooog35’s last blog post..Thank Me Later for my Huge Poll
December 4th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
@moooooog LOL Yah, it’s all about the good parenting!
@thinkinfyou I knew you would totally understand. Ugh — Parents!!!
@bill dog
Fuck, were you just taking a swipe at my favorite Poo?! hehehe totally didn’t see the pun coming there
December 4th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
@Broke But Still Drinking
LOL That one with the damn pot lid that locks on and has holes in it so you can drain out the water. Happy shopping!!! Oh who are we kidding…you spent all your money on liquor.
@Eve
Awww, I’m sorry I couldn’t cheer you up today. Maybe we can hang together today and just wallow in our bitchiness! Sometimes that can be a lot of fun.
@moooooog
LMAFAO I luv ya and I don’t think you’re a retard for using * < ———these.
December 4th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Where can I get one of those spaghetti pouring things? Wow! Excuse me…gotta go fuck something.
December 4th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
hells yeah sista!!!! you knock ‘em down and I’ll walk all over ‘em! whatever that means; I’m feeling too tired today to think.
chat blanc’s last blog post..I’m hawt!
December 4th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
@RedRaider
LOL You can fuck something later — get back here. I actually think you can get those at Wally World now.
@chat blanc
Hehehe We be like the ass kickin’ super duo!
p.s. I’m tired too — must be going around
December 4th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
When I first started blogging, my husband told me he didn’t like that I said “FUCK” so much on my blog since his mom reads it. I said “Babe, you can fucking take your opinion shove it up your white ass and then let it constipate you in the morning!” he stopped with the criticism.
I’m okay with people not swearing on their blogs so they should respect whatever the fuck I do on mine. If it insults them, I’ll pierce their nose with their shiny motherfuckin halo.
December 4th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
@Bee
“If it insults them, I’ll pierce their nose with their shiny motherfuckin halo.”
LMAOROF this is why I fucking love you!!!
December 4th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I don’t use “those” words on my blog. In my RL, if I didn’t, I’d be little more than a friggin mime.
Joe’s last blog post..Can’t Swing a Dead Cat without Hitting Moron
December 4th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I only cuss in my postings when needed. Mainly when I see or do something that really causes me stress, anger, emotion, or just gets my brain to function a bit higher each day..
All I’ve gotta say is:
Go Angie! I’ve got yer f*ck right here!
Oh, and thanks for the post! Love reading, just freaking *heh* love it!
Jormengrund’s last blog post..Thursday’s Lecture..
December 4th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
@Joe
Hehehe “In my RL, if I didn’t, I’d be little more than a friggin mime.” I absolutely love that line — I may have to steal it from ya!
@Jormengrund
LOL See, we are just like twins. I only cuss when absolutely necessary as well!
p.s. awwww thanks for lovin’ it — you are too sweet
December 4th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Man, I’m starting to feel like the only cheerful blogger on the fucking planet.
Megan’s last blog post..The Gift That Saves
December 4th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I just found a reference to the F-bomb the other day… can’t think of who’s blog it was, and it doesn’t really matter anyways because all that fucking matters is what i have to say about the fuckin’ blog anyways. So fuck that idea, and fuck them too… and seriously? Who the fuck is that?
…fuck! I forgot what this fucking post was about.
December 4th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
I don’t use “fuck” and “shit” in my blog often; I tend to save them for special occasions. But neither do I complain about people who do use them. They’re just words.
By the way, holy fucking shit! You’re super fucking bitchy today! Have you considered stocking up on some fucking Valium? But I still fucking respect you. Damn! I hope my use of “fuck” and “shit” on your blog doesn’t count against the quota on mine.
Joel Klebanoff’s last blog post..Starbucks Addiction – Part 1
December 4th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
I use the word ‘f*ck’ with the asterisk because it looks like an asshole to me, and I’m talking about ass f*cking.
diesel’s last blog post..A Handy Guide to the State of Michigan
December 4th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Fuck is the best fucking word on the face of the mother fucking planet and all those fuckers that say differently are dog fucking fuckheads.
So there.
Petra’s last blog post..How Do You Type That Grunting Noise That Tim the Toolman Does?
December 4th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
The videos I hate on YouTube are the ones where someone records something by filming their TV.
And I love your bitchiness…
Stumbled. Boo-ya.
P.S. Fuck, fuckety, fuck-fuck-fuck.
John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer’s last blog post..The Snowman Expert
December 4th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
@Megan
Sorry sweetie it must be something in the water.
@Orion
LMAO You fucked your way around that convo til you forgot what you were talking about — happens a lot around here!
@Joel
Hahaha…I am really bitchy today — no doubt. But your “fuck” diatribe made me laugh and put me in a better mood! Ummm…where exactly could I get valium — you weren’t offering were you?!!
@Diesel
OMG that is so naughty — I love that! I never thought of that before, but it does look like an asshole. Man, I will never look at an asterisk the same way again.
@Petra
Seriously girlfriend, I think I love you. That is one of the best uses of the word “fuck” in one sentence EVER!
@John J
Oh I so agree with you. I guess people are just THAT desperate to get their vid on Youtube. I wonder if Youtube would be willing to hire me as the Crap Video Overlord?!! I would have no problems annihilating about 3/4 of their videos!!
Awww….you love my bitchiness. You always say the right thing. And thanks for stumbling me so all the world can see what a bitch I am. hehehe
p.s. I don’t know why, but I suddenly feel like singing Jingle Bells only using versions of the word “fuck”.
December 4th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
No, no…you need that stuff from infomercials. They tell you that you do, so it must be true. We’ll need a new category on youtube…’really funny, not fake funny.’
Jim’s last blog post..Admintuition
December 4th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
My moms reads my blog so I tries not to swear too much. Of course, I’m not sure how much she’s reading it after I (jokingly– like I had to add this parenthetical remark) confessed that I was the Anti-Christ. She probably didn’t appreciate it either that I called Sarah Palin the Anti-Christ (only half-jokingly).
unfinishedrambler’s last blog post..WTF Wordless #7: You might be a redneck if…
December 5th, 2008 at 8:22 am
@Jim
As the newly elected (self-appointed and slightly delusional) Crap Video Overlord I would definitely agree that we need that category!
@unfinishedrambler
Yah, I get ya. My family doesn’t even know I blog. It’s been well argued that they would probably start a prayer circle for me. And now that I’m hanging with you, the Anti-Christ, it would confirm their suspicions that I am indeed a Satan worshiper….hehehehe
December 5th, 2008 at 8:35 am
Hey, I was just scouring the Internet for videos of cats riding Roombas and BAM, found your post! ;^)
The blessed Yuletide season has me growin’ some horns over here, too…I totally understand.
Let it out, sister!
~ Anna
Anna Lefler’s last blog post..Powerless Over Twitter
December 5th, 2008 at 8:52 am
@Anna
Hehehe The Devil works in mysterious ways! I’m headin’ over there right now — I have to see your horns girlfriend. I am sure you wear them well…bwahahaha
December 5th, 2008 at 10:06 am
I like to use the word fuck rather a lot, mainly because there is an awful lot of fucking in my web-log.
Lord Likely’s last blog post..Wherein His Lordship Has His Cake And Proceeds To Eat It
December 5th, 2008 at 10:37 am
@Lord Likely
Yes. And I think I’ve offered myself up to you dear Sir on more than one occasion…hehehe You got one of the hottest fucking blogs around!
December 5th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
ha ha thats my nutty uncle in the video when he gets like that we just leave him alone.
tag- youre it!
http://www.nooterthedog.com/?p=305
December 5th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
@ Nooter
Hahaha I should have known you were related somehow!!
December 6th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
[...] A thank you to AngieSS at Cup of Snarky for helping to inspire this [...]
December 8th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Complaining is America’s past time. That and prostitutes.
MikeC’s last blog post..Do a Zine
December 8th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
@MikeC
LOL Apple Pie, Baseball, Prostitutes, and Complaining. Americans in a nutshell?!! I think I have the complaining down to an art form.
December 9th, 2008 at 8:17 am
I love visiting your blog..not only do I get to read your funny Fucking shit…I get to read the funny Fucking comments left by your audience…lol….:)
Tiffiney’s last blog post..Happy 13th Birthday Kiersten!