I hate…

grasshoppers.

biting my tongue.

that skin that sometimes forms on pudding.

having to walk on icy sidewalks.

And

that I have absolutely no “real” relationship with my sister.

I Hate…

splinters.

hypocritical people.

rush hour traffic.

when people put gum under the table.

And

when someone hears something bad about someone and passes it on without checking it out first.

I Hate…

being sick.

blisters.

calculus.

mosquitoes.

And

that taking responsibility for one’s actions seems like a rare thing anymore!

I Hate…

having nightmares.

child abuse.

that first step when getting on an escalator.

stubbing my toe.

And

people who feel the need to prove they are smarter than everyone else.

I Hate…

people who think having money makes you a better person.

when I let down someone I love.

greed.

soggy bread.

And

that I bought a guitar years ago and never learned how to play it.

I Hate…

Sauerkraut.

that I can’t take home every animal at the pound.

when I feel like everyone else “gets” it but me.

when a word doesn’t look right after I write it and I have to look it up.

And

that I look like shit wearing bright red lipstick, because I love how it looks on everyone else.

I Hate…

that chocolate is fattening.

that Spray N’ Wash never really gets ALL the stains out.

when I can’t think of an interesting comment to leave on a post I really enjoyed, so I leave having said nothing at all.

when my computer locks up and I, for the millionth time, forgot to save whatever project I was working on.

And…

when I want to smack some dumbass right through the TV screen and I can’t.